Joe Biden carried faithfully out the duty of a #2 earlier today, when he dropped some fairly large logs in front of some reporters and, satisfied with what he had done, nodded and remarked, "I had a successful dump."
Not surprisingly, the media ate it all up with a spoon. News of his dump traveled far and wide. Senator Biden then asked if anyone would help him with his next dump, saying, "by the way I got a second load coming and if anyone wants to help me unload let me know" but the confused reporters, who were sick of eating Biden's BS and waiting to hear when #2 would drop, declined to help Mr. Biden with his next dump.
When asked to speculate about Obama's process for selecting and releasing information about his #2, Biden demurred and suggested that everyone just relax and read the newspaper until the #2 comes.
But back to Biden: according to reporters, he has been thoroughly examined as a potential #2. The Obama campaign sat down and read through countless newspaper and magazine articles about Biden to squeaze out every last bit so that there would be no surprises. Senator Obama wants to avoid the unpleasantness of having to dump Biden later this fall because he found out something startling about his #2.
One odd fact about Biden's second dump that might scare the Obama's: Mr. Biden claimed that it weighed "about 150 pounds".
Next week, the Republicans are set to display their #2 in St. Paul. Joe Lieberman is the favorite because he's a little shit.
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